I’ve Got It All Wrong
July 27, 2010 by Puna
Filed under Fitness/Health/Beauty/Run, Food & Cooking
I try the best I can to adopt a healthy lifestyle. I do fall off the wagon and I have to pull myself back up again. Speaking of which, I haven’t done any cardio in two weeks. Hello belly.
I’m sitting here, minding my own business, and mending my body when I received a funny email from a friend which tells me that I’m doing it all wrong.
Or as she puts it, “I knew all that exercise and eating right stuff was crap - now there’s proof from a real doctor!!!”
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Photos are mine. The words are not. I don’t even know if it’s true but it’s funny all the same.
Still resting…
Oooooh, delicious pictures…but now I’m hungry!
this is just divine! yum!
xoxo
This made me laugh out loud. Loved it, thanks.
I love your humor!
I knew I was supposed to still be living overseas and learning other languages! Maybe this will help my case with Chris!? I’m on the next flight…btw…happy early birthday!
OMG, is that an entire sheet of tiramisu?!! I want it…NOW! I speak Chinese so I’m good – give it to me.
Those pictures have made me want to go raid the kitchen! Since it isn’t the food that is killing us early what is? The stress? The glutton?
Too funny! It’s almost time for bed and you are making me seriously hungry. Not good!
That is funny! I guess we don’t have a chance.