So there.

Take me away to the Himalayans Google maps.

Wait, the Himalayans looks suspiciously like a turtle’s shell.

And not just any turtle, but Doctor Tortoise who lives at the farm in a turtle condo and eats all the lettuce she wants. Now that’s the life.

And she’s beautiful, you just have to look beyond the scales, the wrinkled skin and the missing leg. Maybe it ended up in someone’s soup.

And all the carrots she wants from the girl. Look at that face.